AWOL
TOBY MORTON
SINCE JULY 4, 2025
DRAFT
BARRON
2026
VOTING BOOTH
OPENING
- Change wallet
VOTING BOOTH
Step inside, soldier. Your $DBT gives you a voice.
Every token counts. Every vote is permanent.
PAPERS, PLEASE.
Connect your wallet and present your $DBT holdings to enter the booth.
- Change wallet
HOW IT WORKS
HOLD $DBT
Any balance = 1 vote
BURN FOR MORE
10K $DBT = +1 extra vote
RESULTS
Tallied in real-time
LIVE DRAFT BOARD
Should the rich be drafted first? The blockchain tallies every vote.
ACTIVE POLLS
Which elite family do we meme next?
Next AWOL bounty â where should funding come from?
BURN-TO-BADGE
Sacrifice $DBT to earn your rank. Half is burned forever. Half fuels the war machine.
BADGES GO LIVE IN 24 HOURS
Badge minting is being finalized. Preview the ranks below.
Draft Notice
5,000
$DBT COST
You showed up. That's more than most.
Cadet
50,000
$DBT COST
A new recruit, ready for duty.
Lieutenant
250,000
$DBT COST
An officer of distinction, proven and ready.
Sergeant
500,000
$DBT COST
Top-tier brass. Highest rank. Pure flex.
WHERE YOUR $DBT GOES
50% â BURNED FOREVER
Half of your $DBT is sent to the burn address and destroyed permanently. Reduces total supply. Gone forever.
50% â SPLIT 4 WAYS
Example: Burn 50,000 $DBT for Deferment Enjoyer â 25,000 burned forever + 6,250 to each of the 4 wallets
Badges are cosmetic / status only. No yield, no revenue rights, no governance power. The burn + split is permanent and irreversible. All wallets are public and verifiable on-chain.
LIVE BALANCES
PAST RESULTS
Which elite family do we meme next?
The Bone Spurs Dynasty
Spite Fund target?
Golf Course Repurposing
$DBT is a satirical meme token launched on pump.fun. This site does not offer investment advice or guarantees. All content is parody and commentary. Votes are for satirical community decisions only.
â EXIT BOOTH â RETURN TO HQ