THIS IS A SATIRICAL PROJECT. $DBT IS A MEME TOKEN ON PUMP.FUN. NO FINANCIAL ADVICE. NO PROMISES. JUST ORGANIZED CHAOS AND MEMES.THIS IS A SATIRICAL PROJECT. $DBT IS A MEME TOKEN ON PUMP.FUN. NO FINANCIAL ADVICE. NO PROMISES. JUST ORGANIZED CHAOS AND MEMES.
SATIRICAL MEME TOKEN · NOT AN INVESTMENT · NO GUARANTEED RETURNS · PURE SATIRE
DRAFT BARRON 2026
THE SATIRICAL MOCK DRAFT BOARD
$DBT is the meme token of a campaign to draft the rich first and roast political hypocrisy. Not a real draft campaign. Not financial advice. Just organized chaos, satire, and memes — powered by pump.fun.
Official $DBT Contract Address (Solana)
Always verify the contract address. Only buy $DBT from the official address above.
This is a satirical project. No financial advice. No promises. Just organized chaos and memes.
THE DRAFT BOARD IS NOW OPEN. NO DEFERMENTS.
WHAT IS $DBT?
$DBT is a satirical meme token launched on pump.fun. It is the only official token for the Draft Barron Trump project going forward.
There is no presale. No vaulted treasury. No staking. No APY. Just a meme token for political satire and anti-war / “draft the rich first” commentary.
Holding $DBT lets you vote in community polls and participate in memes and campaigns. From time to time, the community may allocate part of creator revenue or donations to real-world causes, chosen via $DBT-holder votes.
$DBT is not a security, not an investment contract, and offers no guaranteed returns.
HOW IT WORKS
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GET $DBT
Buy $DBT on pump.fun. That's it. No presale, no complicated contracts. Just grab the token.
pump.fun →02
HOLD & VOTE
Any non-zero $DBT balance lets you vote in satirical community polls — meme campaigns, spite fund targets, and more.
Voting Booth →03
SHOW SUPPORT
Sacrifice $DBT to earn rank badges: Draft Notice, Cadet, Lieutenant, Sergeant. 50% burned, 50% split across Treasury, Toby Escrow, Spite Fund, and Bounty.
View Badges →DEPARTMENT OF FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY
a.k.a. “The War Chest” — where the money actually goes
On every $DBT trade, pump.fun collects a trading fee. A small portion of that fee is the “creator fee” — it goes to the team that launched the token. That's the only revenue stream here. No secret vault under Barron's mattress. No percentage of your buy goes to a hidden wallet. Just pump.fun's standard creator fee, split publicly across three wallets.
AWOL BOUNTY FUND
Meme contests, community missions, and community-approved chaos. This is the people's fund — $DBT holders vote on how it gets deployed. No Lambos. Just memes.
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MEME WAR CHEST
AI image generation, hosting, propaganda posters, server costs, and operational infrastructure. Keeping the satire machine running requires actual electricity, not thoughts and prayers.
CREATOR WALLET
For the poor soul keeping this circus online. Not building a hedge fund — just trying to afford coffee and not get sued. This is a one-person satirical operation, not Goldman Sachs.
TRANSPARENCY
All three wallets are public and verifiable on-chain. The fee split is configured via pump.fun's native fee-sharing feature and can be verified on the $DBT token page. If the split ever changes, it will be announced openly to the community. No surprises. This is satire funding, not shadow banking.
$DBT is a satirical meme token on pump.fun. This project exists for parody, commentary, and internet mischief — not for profit guarantees or financial advice. Trade at your own risk, laugh at your own pace.
THE DRAFT THE RICH MANIFESTO
The sons and daughters of the powerful have always found a way out. Bone spurs. College deferments. Convenient medical conditions. Meanwhile, working-class kids ship out.
$DBT exists to make that hypocrisy impossible to ignore. It's a satirical “mock draft board” — a propaganda HQ for the idea that if there's ever a draft again, the rich go first.
No one here is actually drafting anyone. We're making memes, running satirical polls, and building the funniest anti-war protest movement on the blockchain. That's it.
IF THEY WANT A WAR, THEY CAN FIGHT IT THEMSELVES.
BOOTCAMP IS PROCEEDING AS EXPECTED. NO DEFERMENTS.
THE PROPAGANDA TRENCH
LIVE DRAFT BOARD
Should the rich be drafted first?
AWOL BOUNTY FUND
Community-funded bounties for the deserter. Lore-driven. Meme-powered.
THE SPITE FUND — COMMUNITY POLL
$DBT holders decide where community funds get deployed.
From time to time, the community may allocate creator revenue or donations to real-world causes, chosen via $DBT-holder votes.
CLEARANCE REQUIRED
Connect your wallet and hold $DBT to vote. 1 $DBT = 1 Vote.
- Change wallet
OFFICIAL $DBT INFO
$DBT Contract Address (pump.fun)
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AWOL Bounty Fund Wallet
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Funded by creator revenue share and voluntary community contributions.
Where to Trade
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